Stupid English.""English isn't stupid, " I say." Well, my English teacher is." He makes a face. "Mr. Franklin assigned an essay about our favorite subject, and I wanted to write about lunch, but he won't let me."" Why not?"" He says lunch isn't a subject." I glance at him. "It isn't."" Well, " Jacob says, "it's not a predicate, either. Shouldn't he know that? Jodi Picoult
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